Please be advised, that the boring and confusing babble that was allegedly endorsed by the party known as "The Burning House" has not in fact been endorsed by any member of the party. In the aftermath of Docta Haus's recent "controversial" speech, it was found that his glass of "Mauna Kea Mornin'" guava punch was spiked with high amounts of Weelwedwagon, an illegal hallucinogen that was most likely planted by the Hawaiian Nazi Party. Since his recovery, the Chairman would like to strongly reiterate his belief that the story is convoluted and does a very inefficient job of getting its point across, points that may not have been clear while Docta Haus was under the impression that his podium was, in fact, a three-legged prostitute. We at the HSP deeply apologize for this misunderstanding and will do everything we can to not allow such terrible accidents to occur in the future.
Best Regards,
Worr Tortall
Vice-chairman of the Hawaiian Secessionist Party Spooky Mystery Investigatory Committee
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