>Docta Haus is has never smoked any illegal substance, and any rumors of him throwing a wild "Birthday on Molokini" hempfest with all of his political supporters are nothing more than pure conspiracy theory.
>Rest assured, no wonder what the liberal and/or conservative media tells you, the following transcript was not taken from such a party at all, but was instead recorded in a wholesome "Ohana, God, and Hawaiian Values" interview for 4tron.com.
Hey.
Dude. Hey.
Listen. Dude. I think...listen. Like...yeah. Just listen.
So, like, what if we weren't actually human?
Like, no, like, listen.
Like, what if we were like something else, like everything *coughs* like all at the same time?
I was like, reading this story, and it had this thing in it. This thing. Like a dog. It was, like, speaking to me, man. The story. I mean, like
The dog.
Yeah.
I loved it man. I love you guys too, man. I read this @#$% man, and I was all like...like WOAH.
And it had like COLORS. EVERYWHERE. And it was all like blue and orange and rainbow. And it made, like I...I don't...
And this guy, like, he makes like weapons and @#$%. And it's like good...yeah...real...nice...
I...like...*cough*
I...hey.
Guys. Listen.
*descends into a fit of coughing and is pulled off of the stage
>Rest assured, stage is just hood for "chair"
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