We regret to inform you that our research has come up with very few results thus far. Although the panel has been in place for over a week now, we are unfortunately no closer to deciphering the message in the short story Robert Kennedy Saved From Drowning. Although a central purpose most likely exists, what it is specifically continues to escape the watchful eyes of the committee. As such we will require continued donations from you, the people of Hawaii, to allow us to continue our research in this field so as to one day hopefully come up with an answer to this complex conundrum.
Best Regards,
Stem Hammerfest
Chairman of the Hawaiian Secessionist Party Spooky Mystery Investigatory Committee
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