>Rest assured that, as of now, the HSP consists of one Jewish guy living in the Seattle area, and one presumably non-Jewish guy who actually does live in Hawaii. As such, I will not be seceding from the United States to form our own socialist dictatorship any time soon. Indeed, this blogspot account was created for essentially two reasons:
- I find tumblr Visually Unappealing®
- I need a blog so I can write interesting and engaging short stories, and not flunk my first-ever college class.
>Rest assured that the short stories and thoughtful blog posts found on this page are not, by any circumstances, a sinister attempt to lull the masses into a false sense of security while we plan our inevitable rebellion and reestablish a separate Hawaiian state :)
>Also rest assured that if such a state were to be formed, the national anthem would most certainly not be the 1980 song "I Love You to Death" as performed by David Hodo in the critically acclaimed film "Can't Stop the Music" starring the Village People and featuring "The Musical Sounds of the '80s."
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